The Blue Badger Jingle

How's this, then?

KEY:
Phoenix
Ema
Blue Badger
Gumshoe
Lotta Hart
Adrian Andrews
Dr Turner Grey
Wendy Oldbag

Hey, Ema, that's Detective Gumshoe over there. Detective!

Looks like he didn't hear you, Mr Wright. Hey, is he...dancing?

I am your protector, your best blue friend
The police station mascot, I'll be here to the end
I am your protector, I'll stand strong for you
And I just know that you'd do that for me, too

I am your protector, your best blue friend /
Look at how he moves, fighting for justice!
The police station mascot, I'll be here to the end /
Look at how he sways, with a passion for all good! 
I am your protector, I'll stand strong for you /
Look at how he dances with that smile of his 
And I just know that you'd do that for me, too /
Without a rest - look at him and watch him go! 
   
Funny...it's like he recorded himself singing, and then stuck some sort of speaker inside that cardboard thing.

Whatever it is, people don't seem to like it.

I am your protector, your best blue friend /
Look at how he moves, fighting for justice! /
That ain't no protector! ...justice ain't the word!
The police station mascot, I'll be here to the end /
Look at how he sways, with a passion for all good! /
Look at how it sways. Is it safe and well and good?
I am your protector, I'll stand strong for you /
Look at how he dances with that smile of his /
Look at how it dances, with those undulations!
And I just know that you'd do that for me, too! /
Without a rest - look at him and watch him go! /
It's disturbing! What even IS that thing?!

Hey, I remember now!

You do?

Yeah, that's the Blue Badger. They're trying to make him the police mascot - oh, no.

What?

Detective Gumshoe saw us.

He's coming this way...and he sure doesn't look happy.

Basically, this song has three verses.

The first verse is just the Blue Badger singing (which is basically a poorly recorded version of Gumshoe).

The second verse is the Blue Badger AND Gumshoe singing.

The third verse has the same audio as the second, but it also has other people commenting about Gumshoe's creation.

I've tried to format the below as an example. Word on the same column are sang at the same time.


   I     AM  YOUR PROTECTOR,     YOUR BEST BLUE FRIEND
LOOK  AT   HOW HE MOVES, FIGHTING FOR    JUSTICE
THAT AIN'T NO   PROTECTOR                         JUSTICE AIN'T THE WORD!


I hope this helps.